Top Ten Pick Up Lines


They appear on popular men's magazines, talk shows and on just about everywhere. The top ten pick up lines, do they actually work? How often are they used successfully? What is the best delivery in saying a pick up line?

Pick up lines are basically an ice breaker, they are there to make an entry to a possible introduction. It is meant to lower the guard of women by playing on their funny bone, in the hope that, well you get to actually use a" bone" later. They are basically cheesy, meant to tickle and not to flatter.

Is it my line?

Open the topic top ten pick up lines on the net and you will be stumped by the plethora of lines out there, the choices are endless, from the classics to the downright nasty. Most would advocate against its use because they tend to impart a lack of creativity, thus leaving the impression of a hollow sound when your head is knocked.

But done correctly... for every John there is a Jane. Looking for that particular line that best suits requires knowing what to use, when to use and who to use it on. Are they used often? Mostly told in a joking manner, they are hardly effective when used as is.

Timing is everything and so is delivery

Sidling up to a woman who appears in distress and saying, "if you were a post stamp I'd lick you all day" would most likely end with a bruised eye... yup yours, or worse... But saying the same to the same lady when she is so obviously smashed with alcohol, and ogling the men at the bar, might just net a different result.

We've been expounding on what they are, so let's roll them all down so we can finally meet those cheesy, and tastelessly nasty pick up lines.

• See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!

• If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.

• Is it hot in here or is it just you?

• Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

• If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

• Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?

• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me?

• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

• How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

• If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous!

The top ten pick up lines are meant as such, pick up lines to break the ice. Sometimes they work, according to most they don't. Done correctly to the right person at the right circumstance, they do break the ice. Done incorrectly, they simply break.